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Batpone thread drinking game.
Take a shot anytime any of the following happens:
>someone posts flat colors
>someone asks for Speck's ref
>you read the word p0ne (regular spelling and pone don't count)
>someone gets dubs
>someone makes a /k/ reference
>nick
>snickering intensifies
>someone tries shipping Aux and Speck
>a tripfag gets butthurt
>Sunhawk # 9879857
>a new OC appears
>a pun is made (all puns count.)
Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12745576 let it begin
shot #1
Anonymous
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>>12745522 psycho wanna see me boners get?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Threadly reminder that we don't have enough Florence.
Anonymous
>>12745921 This thread is hereby dedicated to Florence
Anonymous
>>12745957 Okay Anon, I'll just go away. Forever Anonymous
>>12746163 I wanna suck your dick Speck
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12746308 Anon? What's a dick?
Anonymous
>>12746351 It's a type of british pudding, Speck.
Anonymous
>>12746351 It's a part of the body that fills with blood when excited.
Anonymous
>>12746387 Sounds delicious. Can I have some?
>>12746388 You mean my
wings? Anonymous
>>12746412 You can have some of mine. Anonymous
>>12746412 Kinda, except that it can't be used to fly.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12746435 Oh neat, where is it?
>>12746465 So... My
ears ?
Anonymous
>>12746493 Between his legs.
Anonymous
>>12746493 Quit being so facetious, you know what I'm talking about.
linedponuthole
>>12746493 you know too mutch already
im not sorry Anonymous
>>12746493 between your legs.
Your massive dick is right there
Anonymous
Anonymous
check em
Anonymous
>>12746671 Rhee Tard
He can be friends with Aux Tism
Anonymous
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>>12745266 I knew you would come around, a smart guy like you.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12746671 Only if I can set him on fire shortly afterwords.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12746671 he literally looks retarded, I mean he legitamitely looks mentally challenged.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12746671 seconding rhee tard lol
Anonymous
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>>12746671 okay, make somthing better then. at least i put thought into the backstory and how he looks.
Anonymous
>>12746723 rub it a little bit
or better yet let me
Anonymous
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>>12746671 meh, its better than the fucking emo fuckers that are only black and red whos parents are dead.
Anonymous
>>12746761 Why would you want to do something like that?
Anonymous
>>12746847 because I want your dick inside me
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12746888 Anon. I don't know what a dick is. There's nothing between my legs.
1337 anon
>>12746941 Haven't you ever heard of mating, Speck?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12746981 You mean bed wrestling? My parents used to do it all the time. And one time, my uncle Cobblestone played it with me. What do dicks have to do with that?
Anonymous
>>12746941 your just hiding it.
Now quit being selfish and let me suck your dick
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12747092 I know that feel
1337 anon
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>>12747066 Uhh.... One of you want to take this one? I got nothin'.
Anonymous
>>12747092 Seems to happen whenever the threads get slow and less content is posted.
Anonymous
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>>12747066 Now I feel bad for sexualizing Speck, just want to deliver hugs and safety.
Anonymous
>>12747066 Could you tell us when your Uncle payed with you?
1337 anon
Anonymous
>>12747066 Could you tell us when your Uncle played with you?
Anonymous
>>12747269 About five
hour s ago
Anonymous
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>>12747178 At least it's more entertaining than gets and face zooms.
Anonymous
So here's another version of
>>12729734 Anonymous
>>12747332 Where is your Uncle now? We'd like to go talk to him.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12747092 >Speck turns to Anon, head tilted to the side in confusion "I-I don't get it, Anon...? What's supposed to be between my legs"
>Anon here isn't your regular AoE Anon, oh no, he's your typical /v/irgin with pent up need to sexualize everything around him (especially ponies) >"Your vagina, Speck. You've got a vagina. You have to, it's basic science. Everything alive has a vagina" >I didn't say this Anon was very smart >Anon rolls his eyes and grabs Speck, putting his hand just above her tail >"Here, let me sho-" "Anon! What do you think you're doing?"
>Anon looks over to Speck, who's face is a bright red >"What? If you don't have a vagina then there's no problem right?" >Speck stares angrilly at him, jerking her rump away from his hand and shoving him away from her "You have no business touching anypony down there if they don't want you to!"
>Anon's many years of silently judging everything around him finally paying off as he fires back a response >"Yeah well you're a faggot" >Speck stares deadpan at Anon, her mouth slowly twisting into a ferocious snarl >"I-I didn't mean that Speck, I'm so-" >Speck screeches out with a horrible, deafening loudness the likes of which Anon had never before heard. >He falls onto his ass, dazed as the screeching finally stops only to be replaced with angry clicking >Speck suddenly jumps on top of Anon, pushing him the rest of the way onto the ground >Anon tries to look up and catches a glimpse of.... balls? "You want me to choke you with my cock!? Is that what you want?"
>Memories Anon suppressed come surging back into his mind in a painful flash and he whimpers >"N-No please Speck, not again!" >Speck jumps back, growling "Get on your knees bitch"
>"B-but bu-" "Get on your knees!"
>Anon gets on his knees slowly, still whimpering "Open your mouth"
>"But I don't wa-" "Open it!"
>Anon opens his mouth and Speck slams his dick into Anon's throat "Yeah, take it your whore!"
>Anon gags "Take it!"
Anonymous
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>>12747332 Is there a vector of this without the white background?
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did somebody say sage thread?
Anonymous
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>>12747540 Now this is literature
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
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>>12747540 Jesus fuck my grammar with that one was horrible
Anonymous
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>>12747424 Put the weapon down, we want to help you. We can work out a deal, no one has to get hurt.
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>>12747540 >>"Yeah well you're a faggot" oh my fucking god. I'll never laugh aga-
>quoting shadyvox's vocaroo session Please, my sides are in a different dimension
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12747540 >Anon's many years of silently judging everything around him finally paying off as he fires back a response >"Yeah well you're a faggot" Muh sides abuse.
>Shady's vocaroo parody. Glorious.
>>12747648 ITS TIME FOR SAGE!
ITS TIME FOR SAGE!
ITS TIME FOR SAGE!
ITS TIME FOR SAGE!
ITS TIME FOR SAGE!
Anonymous
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Hands, you betta be working on sum Mosina. I liked that story even more than Aux.
1337 anon
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>>12747540 Now THIS is quality. Well done.
Anonymous
>>12747540 Here's a shitty cap.
>>12747713 IT SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE!
IT SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE!
IT SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE!
IT SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE!
IT SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE!
Anonymous
>>12747777 Quads with based screencap?
Hero.
sage
>>12747779 SAGE! THIS IS WORST THREAD! BAT PONIES DO NOT EXIST IN THE SHOW!
SAGE! THIS IS WORST THREAD! BAT PONIES DO NOT EXIST IN THE SHOW!
SAGE! THIS IS WORST THREAD! BAT PONIES DO NOT EXIST IN THE SHOW!
SAGE! THIS IS WORST THREAD! BAT PONIES DO NOT EXIST IN THE SHOW!
SAGE! THIS IS WORST THREAD! BAT PONIES DO NOT EXIST IN THE SHOW!
Anonymous
>>12747813 You can barely even sage correctly.
Anonymous
>>12747807 >>12747777 If someone could make a better cap that would be great, I don't know how to keep the spoiler text revealed while trying to cap.
Anonymous
>>12747813 I know you are gonna sage anyway, but batpones are canon
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12747713 sage isnt a downvote, retard
Anonymous
>>12747875 I've seen it so often but could never find out,
What is sage even supposed to do.
I've never seen anything happen when people do that.
Anonymous
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>>12747892 Thank you, much better.
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
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>>12747864 If you're using print screen to cap then you can just hover over it. If it's multiples then you can select the text to reveal it, screencap, and paste it over
Also they have browser/greasemonkey scripts to autoreveal spoilers IIRC
Anonymous
>>12747918 your post doesn't bump the thread.
But this jackass thinks its a downvote
Anonymous
>>12747962 Okay, so thats why its called auto-saged at 500.
Thanks
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12747918 Sage posts a comment into a thread without bumping the thread. Normal use is for courtesy. Posters who are deviating from the main topic use sage so that the thread is not bumped to the first page and also as a sign of respect to the OP that they are not trying to derail.
However here on the 4chains it's used as a downvote because muh culture and also the old use of sage bombing techniques where groups of posters would "bomb" a thread to post limit very quickly.
Said technique hasn't been useful since about 2010, but there are still lingering fucks who think saging actually upsets people
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
Anonymous
>>12748005 Okay, now I think I got it.
Thats kind of weird.
So since this isn't part of the main topic.
I should technically be saging my post right.
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>>12748077 Actually yes. We're kind of assholes
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>>12748071 I heard people call it autosaged and bump limit.
I usually just don't refer to it.
Anonymous
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>>12748005 Why do we use 'sage' anyways? Is it because sage is used to ward off evil spirits if burned, much like an unwanted thread?
Anonymous
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>>12748071 New life goal acquired
Anonymous
Do you guys like the pupils a smoother shape (left eye), or the diamond shape (right eye)?
Anonymous
>>12748434 Diamond.
The smooth one looks... weird?
Anonymous
linedponuthole
Anonymous
>>12748442 >>12748490 I guess I'll stick with diamond, then.
Anonymous
>>12748434 Smooth
>makes sense Anonymous
>>12748495 And we're tied again.
>>12748503
Posting a link to a story I posted last thread because the thread quickly changed topics as I finished:
http://pastebin.com/g90etqu0 Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12748548 I flipped it and it got stuck in the ceiling.
Anonymous
>>12748585 Then rectangle it is
Anonymous
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>>12748611 No!
....oh like it even matters.
Anonymous
>>12748528 Ain't a lot of love for writefags right now...
mostly just shitposting going on too.
Anonymous
Have a high quality vector of Florence's cutie mark while you wait for the final product.
Anonymous
>>12748693 my dick is prepared
Anonymous
>>12747540 Newbatfag here. You refer to Speck as a she then a he later on. Speck's body is also female yet everyone asks for dick. Is there something I'm missing?
Or am I just stupid and this is simple futa? Anonymous
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>>12748918 She isn't futa, but one person in an earlier thread mentioned something about wanting to suck her dick, so it's become a little bit of an injoke.
Anonymous
>>12748704 Sorry, nothing spectacular
this time. Anonymous
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>>12748986 >armorless florence >cute as fuck Well Speck, looks like you aren't my waifu anymore.
linedponuthole
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>>12748986 good anon keep this up
Anonymous
>>12748986 Florence has rounded eyes.
See pic. Anonymous
>>12749032 It's just the style in which Equestria-Prevails does his vectors.
I guess rounded eyes is the correct one, but oh well.
Make it yourself, faggot. I cannot into art. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12749072 I can't art either.
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
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>>12748918 Yeah it was just a joke from a few threads ago along. The story itself was a mess that I threw together on a whim after seeing Nuke's post
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12748672 >Ain't a lot of love for writefags right now... >mostly just shitposting going on too. Hope it's only for the time being...
linedponuthole
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>>12749158 there are fangs anon look closer
Anonymous
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>>12749032 what is spicks special talent mean?
faggot
Anonymous
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>>12749177 this thread is circling the drain
linedponuthole
Anonymous
Did you check your privilege, today?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Is there some sort of vector repository? I've been following these threads for a while and want to try my hand at making an oc.
1337 anon
>>12748986 >>12749460 Awesome.
Alright, so I'm gonna do a Florence story, but I need to know if there is anything we've established about her that I need to incorporate. I'm also looking for a theme you guys might like to see.
Anonymous
>>12749550 batpone origins
linedponuthole
>>12749550 include hekesuh 1337 anon
>>12749572 in order to do that, I need to know more about hekesuh.
>>12749566 Can you be a tad more specific?
linedponuthole
>>12749619 he is really girly, shy and blushes hard around other ponies he does not know.and is mistakin for a girl alot
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12749666 Maybe he should close his legs if he's so shy
1337 anon
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>>12749666 oh, THAT is Hekesuh? alright. I'll try to incorporate him into the story. No promises though.
What about Florence? Does she have an established personality? I need details if there are any.
linedponuthole
Anonymous
>>12749619 How she came to be a batpone, or how it was like growing up as a batpone.
Also: Are all batpone raised to be guards?
1337 anon
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>>12749789 I don't think that all of them are, just some. It should be up to the individual's discretion, if you ask me. I can cover her history, but I'm not sure how much detail I'll put into it. I'm not trying to establish headcanon for Florence, but I will if I must.
As for Florence, I was going to make her a guard. Any detail beyond that will have to wait for the story.
Once my prior question about Florence is answered, I'll begin working on the story itself. Expect it by the next thread, if not late into this one.
Anonymous
linedponuthole
1337 anon
>>12749923 Heke, can I suck your dick?
linedponuthole
>>12749971 sorry anon as gay as i might look im into mares linedponuthole
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>>12750022 forgot pic fuck my life
1337 anon
>>12750022 I can be your mare. C'mon, just a little lick?
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12749460 >You awake to the sound of the rapping sound of hoof hitting on wood; a knocking on your door >You groan tiredly and open your eyes to more darkness, wondering just why there was a pony knocking on your door at such a late hour >The sudden sound of clicking is heard by you, followed once again by a knocking at your door >With a heave and a ho you get to your feet, walking to the door and opening it a crack to look out >Your tired and dilated eyes are assaulted by the bright colors of the pony before you, seeing just her flank through the crack in the door >Her blonde tail slides into a bright white, a white flower with a teal border marking her assmark >You jump as suddenly the crack and your vision is filled with the toothy grin of the white mare >"Hello Anony Omous!" >You cringe as she butchers your name, but shrug it off as you open the door completely to the pony >Her fangs are the first thing about her that give away her nature, quickly followed by the only dark part about her color scheme: her wings Can I... help you?
>The now-apparent batp0ne nods vigorously >"Hello! My name is Florence. I am an albino bat pony and I am here to ask you a very important question!" >Her entire body seems eager and happy just to get the privilege of asking you some question, so you shrug and nod Yeah sure, go ahead. I'm already awake anyways
>"Have you checked your privilege today?" >You stare at Florence as sudden confusion washes over you >After a brief pause you slowly regain what semblance of apathy you held, formulating a reply to the question that would rival Galileo's ability to question the Church What?
>Somehow the Gods are not smiling upon you this day, and the eager bat pony only gets more eager >"Your privilege! Have you checked it? Everyone is privileged Anony Omous, and everyone should check it so that way we can all really be equal!" >Closing the door seems like such a good idea right now, doesn't it? I'm considering continuing linedponuthole
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
1337 anon
>>12750080 please do. this is getting interesting.
Anonymous
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I hung out with ponty last night... I decided to leave after he strangled some fillys with a silk rope
Anonymous
>>12750080 Shit, you better continue.
1337 anon
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>>12750143 s-stay back.....
linedponuthole
Anonymous
linedponuthole
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>>12750168 stop right there
Anonymous
1337 anon
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>>12750188 stay back I say!
Oh shit......
Anonymous
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-eeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Carlos Spicy-Wiener
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Todos ustedes son maricones
Anonymous
1337 anon
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>>12750218 NOOOOOOOOO MY PRIVILEGE!!!
linedponuthole
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>>12750218 >HEKESUH USED POWER SCREECH Anonymous
-Did youprepare your privilege virginity?
linedponuthole
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>>12750259 >IT WAS NOT EFFECTIVE >TRAINER USES ARID STAR battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12750144 >>12750159 >>12750164 I was trying, I really was
but it turned to shit I'll give give it another go later, after I get some coffee battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12750367 Also
I'm not sure if I should turn this into smut or not linedponuthole
Anonymous
>>12750367 >>12750390 That was fine, to me, to be honest. You should go with what you had, unless you have something better.
As for smut, I don't really care. Though, I would prefer a more standard slice-of-life story, or whatnot. 1337 anon
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>>12750367 what you have seems alright, as long as you continue
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12750435 >>12750426 I normally do smut after at least a few stories for the character are under my belt, jokingly or not
I'll continue after I get something in my system, I guess.
Anonymous
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>>12750477 Sounds like a plan. I await more white aryan bat pone.
linedponuthole
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>>12750477 alright come back ok
and dont forget hekesuh pls Anonymous
Well I've never been to this general before, but I was looking at bats today and I thought they were pretty cute so I decided to draw a batpony. Here you go.
1337 anon
>>12751261 not bad at all. try a few of the other established OCs. the white pony named Florence is in high demand.
See
>>12749032 for a reference
Anonymous
>>12751597 Alright, maybe tomorrow though. I've already given my last drawing time of the day to another general.
Anonymous
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>>12749460 >tfw no Speck stare 1337 anon
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>>12751631 sounds good. you have solid talent, and I look forward to your future works. Next time, post with a name, so that we can identify you, and the namefags who run the thread can add you to the list of drawfags. assuming they want to, that is.
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12750080 >You stare at the horse, really quite flaberghasted and unable to truly come up with much of a response other than repeating yourself like a fool >Florence cocks her head at you, still grinning from ear to ear >"If you would like, I could help you check your privelege?" >The offer is absurd, the premise is stupid, and this bat horse sounds like a total nut job >But fuck it she's cute, so whatever >Not like she's going to kill you, right? Sure, come on in
>The invitation is accepted quickly along with a flutter of leathery wings and a clicking of joyous approval >"You won't regret this, you really won't!" >The irony that you're about to be aided in checking your privelege by an Aryan bat pony doesn't miss you, but you push asside your pessimism and lead Florence to your living room >You sit down and she mimicks you, clicking a few times to get a good 'look' at your currently dark home >You light a candle and sit back, brow raised in an invitation for the white bat pony to begin >"Okay... So, checking your privelege is easy Anony Omous! First off you sit dow- Oh, we're already doing that... Okay, so first off you think back on your day. Did anything good happen?" >You do as she asked, thinking back on your day with a dry overture Well, I woke up
>She frowns, her fluffy ears flickering up and down as she tilts her head to the side >"I said 'something good', Anony. Did you have any fun conversations with anyone, get to sit in your favorite seat today, or anything like that?" >You shrug and scratch the back of your head while looking to the albino bat p0ne I'm not really sure, to be honest. I don't do all that much other than work...
>You shake your head, still frowning What's the point of this, again?
>Florence smiles again softly >"Checking your privilege lets you remember every day that there is something worth getting up over, something fun each day!" >You can't help but return the smile as she finishes talking battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
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>>12752296 I got stuck there for a bit, but now I've opened myself up to needing to write even more. At least I took it away from Tumblr-tier privilege checking
Also fuck I forgot to spellcheck that entire post
1337 anon
>>12752296 go on.... not entirely sure how this could lead to clop, but I'm interested.
Anonymous
>>12752498 read
>>12750477 This won't be smut (probably). Won't do smut of Flo until a few stories in
1337 anon
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>>12752542 ah, okay. thanks for the clarification
Anonymous
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12752646 I dunno. I might finish this tomorrow/later today. I haven't slept at all today or yesterday so I'm running on coffee and the need to stir the vegetables I'm cooking
Anonymous
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12753055 anything I make now will be shit Anonymous
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
Anonymous
>>12753217 >skull holy shit are you trying to give me a heart attack?
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:10:23 No. 12753532 Report Well, fellows you have greatly amused me with your tales of bat ponies. Please allow me to present you with this small token of my esteem.>Day Van Helsing Style in Equestria. >You are Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! >And after your last climactic battle with the undead you were somehow transported to a land of pastel colored ponies. >That talk. >Damnable vampires and their unholy magic. >Still, it could be worse. You’ve managed to make friends with the locals and found work as a wood carver. >As a vampire hunter you know a lot about carving wood. >Especially into stakes and crosses. >But even here the taint of evil curses the land. >One of the farmers, Applejack, mentioned to you that something had been attacking her cows. >Feeling suspicious, you examined the bovines. >As you suspected, they were anemic and had puncture marks on their necks. >The mark of the vampire! >So you are now trudging through the Everfree forest, determined to wipe out the hellspawn before anything else gets its blood drunk. >You started out a little before dawn because only a moron would hunt a vampire at night, and Mama Anonymous didn’t raise no walking blood bank. >According to the local librarian (who is also a princess, go figure) there are ancient ruins in the heart of the Everfree forest. >If there is one place vampires love to hang out, it’s in ancient ruins. >Well, that and high schools, but that’s only the sparkly breed of vampire. >You shudder at the recollection of those glittery freaks. >It had been a particular pleasure wiping them out.
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:11:58 No. 12753548 Report >>12753532 >You walk deeper into the dark dank woods; suddenly a long howl breaks through the low murmur of the forest. >Before you know it, you’re surrounded by wolves! >But they don’t look like normal wolves. >Instead of flesh and fur they seem to be made out of branches and vines. >It’s kind of freaky. >Since you’re so much taller than them, the wolves are still deciding whether they want to attack or not. >That gives you time to do something dramatic. >You slowly reach into your long coat and retrieve a bottle full of liquid. >Pulling a rag out of your pocket you uncork the bottle and make a cocktail that is very popular in war torn countries. >Striking a match on your leg, you light the rag and chuck the bottle at the biggest wolf. >Fire, fire everywhere! Thank you Mr. Molotov! >After seeing their leader reduced to charcoal the other puppies decide to beat it. >That’s fine; you hate wasting your supplies on small fry. >Plus alcohol is bloody expensive here so you only have two more fire-bomber specials anyway. >In fact the local barkeep, Berry Punch, almost didn’t sell you the stuff when she found out what you wanted it for. >”What a waste of good vodka.” >Of course, you disagree. > After all, you’re only thirsty for one thing. >Vengeance against all vampire kind! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:13:21 No. 12753554 Report >>12753548 >You make your way further into the forest. >Nothing else messes with you. >That’s right, even Shere Khan was smart enough to fear man’s red flower. >And he was a bloody tiger. >Man you miss movies. >About mid-day you finally see the ancient ruins. >You pause to double check your supplies. >Oak stakes? Check. >Mallet to hit aforementioned oak stakes? Check. >Garlic? Check. >Wolfsbane? Check. (You’re still amazed that plant even exists here.) >Pine resin torches? Check. >Saw to cut the blood suckers head off before you stuffed the mouth with Wolfsbane and burn the whole thing to ashes? Check. >Short sword? Check. >Fortunately you had that last one on you when you had been transported to this mostly peaceful and weapons free land. >You really wish you could have gotten a hold of some holy water, but you aren’t even sure that will work here. >Also, no one had a clue what you were talking about when you asked for some. >Similarly, you had opted to ditch the crucifixes. >Because, you know, ponies. >You had considered getting some kind of sun icon, but you are still unclear whether or not a symbol representing Princess Celestia can be used to ward off evil. >Even though she apparently raises the bloody sun every bloody morning. >How can you even begin to accept that? >There’s just so much wrong with that. >It’s just… just… >OK… don’t think about it. >Focus on the vampire. >You know about vampires. Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:15:16 No. 12753571 Report >>12753554 >Gathering yourself, you head towards the ruins. >You pause in the entryway just long enough to light one of your torches and draw your sword. >Showtime. >You’ve been walking around for about twenty minutes. >Most people don’t realize it, but a vampire doesn’t need to sleep in a coffin. >The important thing for a vampire is that they sleep on a bed of their native earth. >A coffin is just a convenient container for said earth. >In fact you once slew a nosferatu that had stuffed a water bed with dirt from his home land. >To this day you still wonder how that fiend managed to afford such a swanky condo. >You continue to look for likely places that your target might be holed up. >Suddenly the hairs on your neck stiffen. >You wheel around and scan the darkness. >Nothing. >Still, your instincts are rarely wrong. >It’s probably why you’re still alive. >You press on though the stone halls. >Boy, for critters without hands these ponies sure can build. >You pause as a soft skittering reaches your ears. >Thrusting you torch towards the sound you see two points of light gleaming at you like cat’s eyes. >Your throat goes dry. >Those eyes are much bigger than a cat’s. >A million thoughts rush through your head. >Is it the vampire? Is it one of the vampire’s minions? >Whatever it is, it takes off into the gloom. (4/13)
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Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:16:17 No. 12753576 Report >>12753571 >Well, only one choice. >You follow it down the passageway. >As you press forward you constantly glance up at the ceiling. >Because if there is one thing Papa Anonymous taught you, it’s that vampires love to cling to ceilings. >You step into rather large chamber. >Shafts of sunlight make their way through the many holes in the crumbling roof. >Always a good thing. >You hear a chittering sound and you look around. >”Keekeekeekee!” >There! You look up and see a vaguely bat like shape hanging from an ancient support beam. >Yup, always look at the ceiling. >Thanks dad. >You decide to challenge the creature. >Usually you wouldn’t provoke a confrontation, but the thing is out of reach and you don’t have any way of getting to it. >Why didn’t you bring a crossbow? >Oh, that’s right, because these ponies don’t have such a thing and you didn’t have time to build one. >Well, nothing for it. “Ho devil’s-spawn! You can either get down here and face me or I can burn this place to the ground with you in it!”
>Never mind that it would be pretty hard to set this stone building on fire. >The bat creature flares its wings and glides to floor. (5/13)
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Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:17:24 No. 12753582 Report >>12753576 >As it steps forward into a patch of sunlight you see that it’s some kind of pegasus pony. >Except it has bat wings. >Of course. >Wait. It’s standing in sunlight? >Crap. That means it’s not a normal vampire. >At least it’s not sparkly. >You tense for a fight, but the creature just smirks at you. >”So, you wanna put away that big knife? Or are you looking for trouble?” >You match her smirk. “Blood-sucker, I AM trouble.”
>Another thing Papa Anonymous taught you. >Never underestimate the value of bravado. >The vampire flashes her fangs and laughs. >”Keekeekeekeekee! You’re funny. But if you aren’t going to behave…” >She brings one of her front hooves down hard on the stone beneath her. >Suddenly the floor gives out and you plummet. >A pitfall? >Really? >It isn’t the first time that you have encountered a trap but this is just so old school that you can hardly believe it. >You crash to the bottom of the pit. (6/13)
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Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:18:27 No. 12753590 Report >>12753582 >Fortunately, you land and something soft. >The pit is lined with bracken and straw. >Thank goodness your torch went out as you fell or you would probably be pretty toasty right about now. >Still, you can’t believe someone actually built something like this. >”Can you believe they actually built something like this?” >You look up to see the grinning face of your nemesis peering at you over the edge of the pit. >”This is first time I’ve actually gotten to use it! It works pretty well, huh? Keekeekeekee!” >Oh, what you wouldn’t give for a crossbow. “Well creature, what now?”
>That’s right. Engage the enemy while you look for a way out of this mess. >”Why are after me? I didn’t do anything to you.” “Not me, the ponies in Ponyville. You’ve been attacking their cows.”
>The creature actually looks a little sheepish at your accusation. >“Well I didn’t drink that much even though I was soooo hungry. And those cows have tons of blood. They’re practically blood factories!” >Is this vampire trying to justify her actions? >Huh, that doesn’t happen very often. >”So, what are you? Some kind of minotaur from the royal guard?” “No. I am the sworn enemy of the undead.”
>”The undead? What’s that?” >You laugh. “Do you really not know? The undead. Those damned souls that are put in the grave, yet come out again as living corpses. They seek the blood of the living to quench their unholy thirst! They can know no peace until they are killed a second time. Then they can rest from their eternal torment.”
>You haven’t been able to give a righteous monologue in a while. >Feels good. (7/13)
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Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:19:47 No. 12753600 Report >>12753590 >”Wow. And you think that I’m some kind of living dead thing?” “Of course. Do you not remember being a mortal pony before being bitten by another blood sucker and reborn into your current form?”
>Usually if you can get a vampire to remember their previous life they will get confused. >If that happens here then maybe you can use that chance to get out of this trap. >To your dismay the fiend starts to snicker uncontrollably. >”Y-you actually… keekeekee… think that bat ponies… keekee… come from biting each other?” >With that she doubles over with laughter. >This is not happening at all like you planned. >Finally your captor gets a hold of herself and, wiping a tear from her eye, gives you a condescending look. >”Awww, did your parents never tell you where little bat ponies come from? You see, when a mommy bat pony and a daddy bat pony love each other very much…” >As she explains about the bats and the bees, you begin to realize that this whole situation has gotten away from you. >Time to regain control. “Creature!”
>”…and then you can either bite the umbilical cord, which is kind of nasty, or you can cut it with a… Huh?” “Do you mean to tell me that you are a living, warm blooded pony?”
>”Uhh, yes?” “And that your drinking blood is just like other ponies eating grain, and not a way to spread the curse of your kind?”
>”Umm… yes?” “Then why do lurk here in these ruins. Why not walk out in the open?”
>”Because most ponies get freaked out around blood drinkers. It’s not such a big deal back home, but here, well…” >She gets that sheepish look on her face again. >Then she glares down at you. (8/13)
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Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:20:56 No. 12753607 Report >>12753600 >”Wait. Were you seriously going to try to murder me?!” >Well, when you put it like that. “I thought you were something else. If you aren’t one of the undead then I have no quarrel with you. And… for attacking you I’m…” You trail off.
>”What’s that? “I said that I’m… sorry.”
>Having to admit that you are wrong concerning a vampire. >So this is what humble pie tastes like. >Blech! >”Well that’s alright then.” >What? >”I mean, I can tell that apology wasn’t easy for you, so you’re probably being sincere.” >She wanders out of sight. >”Here.” >A rope ladder comes tumbling over the edge of the pit. >”Climb on up!” >Soon you are standing above ground again. >You look at the creature, er, bat pony. >Now that you aren’t in slayer mode you can see that she is actually kind of cute; just like the rest of the ponies on this messed up world. >She is watching you warily, probably wondering if you are still going to attack her. >Well let it never be said that you don’t learn from your mistakes. (9/13)
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Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:21:55 No. 12753613 Report >>12753607 “Look, as it stands right now the ponies of Ponyville are going to want answers. Why don’t you come back with me and we can straighten this all out.”
>The bat pony gets a panicked look on her face. >”Oh, no no no no nooooo. That is NOT a good idea. I’ll just, you know, move on to some other town. You won’t ever hear from me again. Isn’t that a good idea?” >Actually, that is a terrible idea. “Look, you can’t keep living on the fringes like this. The ponies I know are very understanding. If we explain things to them we can figure this out.”
>She looks unsure. “Isn’t that better than living like a thief?”
>She glares at you. >That got her attention. >Finally she sighs. >”Alright, but you have to do something for me.” “Name it.”
>”Promise that you’ll stick up for me.” >She looks so vulnerable as she says that. >You don’t think you could say no if you wanted to. “You have my word.”
>She grins a big toothy grin. >”OK then! Let’s go!” >Just like that? (10/13)
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Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:22:53 No. 12753623 Report >>12753613 >As you walk back through the Everfree forest you find out that your new companion had run into some family trouble back home and decided to hit the road as a result. >She explains that she had stopped here and there but since most citizens are unfamiliar with bat ponies she had only been met with suspicion wherever she went. >Now you feel kind of bad for her. >She tells you that when she came upon the Everfree ruins she decided to camp out there. >The nearby cows were just a bonus. >”I mean, you have no idea how tasty those cows can be!” she sighs. >You think back to all the wonderful burgers you have eaten over the years. >Medium rare. >With cheese. >And bacon. >Curse those vampires for sending you to a world where everybody is a vegetarian and the cows are semi-sentient. >“Anyway, I’m glad you’re going to help me out. I was getting kind of lonely out in that forest by myself.” >She smiles and bats her big golden eyes at you. >Wait, was that a pun? >First you had to get used to all the horse puns and now bat puns? >Curse those damned vampires. >But she does raise and interesting question. “Why were you so sure that you could trust me after I gave you my word?”
>She stops trotting and looks up at you with a very serious face. >”Because stiffs always take their word of honor very seriously.” >She grins. >”And you are such a stiff! Keekeekeekeekeekeekee!” >Sigh. (11/13)
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Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:23:59 No. 12753630 Report >>12753623 >”Hey.” “Yes?”
>”Well, it’s just that I’m really hungry. And you’re such a big fellow. Do you think maybe…?” “Sorry, my papa raised me so I put a stake through the heart of anything that tries to drink my blood.”
>”Oooooooookay. That’s a no then” >You finally reach the edge of the Everfree. >You hear a loud growing. >More arboreal wolves? >”Sorry. That was my stomach.” >You look down at the embarrassed bat pony. >”I told you I was hungry.” >You think about her situation. >She is about to face the music in Ponyville. >The might demand some kind of justice. >They might lock her up. >And you’re pretty sure they don’t serve blood in Equestrian jails. >Who knows when she might get to feed again? >And she looks so pitiful and helpless and… >Wait what are you thinking? (12/13)
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Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Sun 11 Aug 2013 14:26:49 No. 12753660 Report >>12753630 >You know exactly what you’re thinking. “Come on over here.” you say as you walk over to a large tree.
>”What’s going on?” she asks nervously. “I’m going to give you some of my blood.”
>She light’s up immediately. “But only enough to sustain you. I start getting light headed and I’ll turn you into a pin cushion. You got it?”
>You rattle the short sword at your side. >You’re bluffing but she doesn’t need to know that. >She gulps. “Sure, I got it.” >You both sit down at the base of the tree. >You take out a piece of rope and tie off your arm. >As a vampire hunter you also have to know how to do blood transfusions. >You present your arm to her. >”Um I prefer the neck. It’s easier.” “The arm or nothing.”
>Grumbling a bit, she eyes the veins on the inside of your elbow, picks one, and sinks her fangs in. >As she drinks your life fluids you think about all the mighty vampire lords and lusty vampire ladies that you have fought over the years. >Some had the strength of twenty men. >Some had an unreal allure and sex appeal. >You were able to resist them all. >To think that you would finally be defeated by something so… cute. >Sorry Papa Anonymous, today your boy is a disgrace to vampire hunters everywhere. (13/13)
Fin
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>>12753660 Well guys, did I do it right?
pastebin link:
http://pastebin.com/RH1LPbY8 battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12753685 Fucking glorious
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>>12753685 that was actually pretty damn good
bravo 8.5/10
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>>12753685 well fucking played, sir. I am thoroughly impressed. Will you be continuing this story with more chapters?
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>>12753817 >>12753864 >>12753866 Thank you. That is actually the first green text I've ever done, and the picture is an something of an experiment with a ancient wacom tablet that I haven't really used a lot.
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>>12753906 Oh, I have a few more thoughts:
The pacing is excellent. Clearly you have experience as a writer.
Your detail is quite good as well.
If it's alright, and you are not busy with other things, I'd like it very much if you would write for the batpone threads more often. I'd like to think that anyone in the thread who reads the story would agree.
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>>12748986 Oh yes…this is great. Florence is best bat.
1337 anon
>>12753936 wait, so is that image a piece done by you as well?
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>>12753936 An artist and an author, well played. It's very good for your first greentext. Much better than what I'm putting out, and I've been doing it for a while
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>>12753906 I dunno. It was kind of intended as a oneshot. I suppose if I can figure where to take the story next. I actually have another longer story idea. But if people wanted this one continued I could probably figure out some more stories for our intrepid vampire hunter and his new burden, um, I mean friend.
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>>12753979 I most certainly would like to see this continued. I only just started writing myself, and I feel that your stories could help me immensely with my own efforts.
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>>12753952 Yes, I've never really done a full drawing with a wacom tablet.
Usually if I do pony art I use vectors.
I wanted to try something new.
It took bloody forever though. Gotta get faster.
1337 anon
>>12753997 well.... damn. A writefag AND a drawfag, all rolled into one. You are just oozing talent.
Way to make a guy feel inferior.....
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>>12754012 Don't feel bad. That talent (such as it is) is tied to a lot of student debt.
Pro tip: Art school ain't cheap and you might still find yourself working as a computer programmer anyway.
1337 anon
>>12754236 even so. I would trade my left nut to be able to do both.
Your story is good though.
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>>12753866 You did it wrong. It's supposed to be
8.5/10 it is the worst fucking thing in the world. Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
>>12754263 Thank you.
I've watched a LOT of Hammer Horror films over the years.
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>>12754688 Let Me In was simply superb, so I know what you mean.
Or are you talking about their older films?
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>>12748986 >>12749460 cuteasfuck/10
>>12753685 Really nice story, I'm waiting for more
Time for some art of less popular bats. Which one should I draw next?
>Arid Star >Night Watch >Ivy >Nook >Moonshine >Jasmine >Keekeesuh >Mosina >Florence >Lullaby >Nightlight >Moonlight >Gloom Wing >Mosina Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
>>12754793 Older stuff. Horror of Dracula, A Plague of Zombies, that kind of jazz.
Let Me In would be a good one to reference for bat pony stories though, considering the obvious parallels between the little girl vampire and out cutesy bat ponies.
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>>12755294 Do keekeesuh the
trap bat.
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>>12755294 I'd personally like to see some Arid Star.
Keekeesuh would be fine as well. 1337 anon
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>>12755306 Welp. Looks like you have the approval of our local vector artist.
I knew you'd get support. Keep at it, and we'll be offering to suck you off in no time.
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>>12755294 >Mosina on there twice that's a sign.
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>>12747380 That looks great. Is there a version of that with the cutie mark behind him like on the other one?
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>>12755721 Why not just go down the list and make like 2 pictures of each one? That would work.
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Here's crossing fingers for Arid Star or Gloom Wing!
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>>12755294 Ivy and Nook nigga, or...
Moonlight being a dick rotisserie. Anonymous
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>>12757429 Y-Yoshi?!
mouth full of cum, maybe? Anonymous
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>>12757626 Whatever you do, don't puke.
pls Anonymous
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>>12757812 I can't handle this Anonymous
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.......You should probably you know like *Sigh* I'm getting to old for this
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>>12757908 I agree this shit is annoying.
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Continuing Mosina story
http://pastebin.com/edit.php?i=mxjz7j4Y "They're giving you HOW much?!" You ask, your jaw almost on the floor
>Mosina laughs as she changes out of her regal outfit >"Enough to last a very, very long time Anon. Enough for two lifetimes of research I'd venture." She said, trying her mane back into it's usual ponytail "There's got to be some sort of catch here..." You say, mildly skeptical
>Mosina just smiles and shakes her head >"No catch Anon, all we have to do is make a couple of extra stops is all." >You raise your eyebrow "Extra stops?"
>"The Princesses have referred me to people we should speak to while we're at our destinations is all. Come on Anon, this is amazing news!" She said excitedly >You still had the feeling you werent being told something >But that wasn't important, you and Mosina had just been given the opportunity of a lifetime, and you were going to take it >Mosina didn't stop talking about everything the two of you were going to do and see in Stalliongrad and beyond on the way to the train terminal The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12758090 >As you walk on to the platform, you see Silver Tongue waiting for you with your tickets and a bag of bits >Beside him, was a rather gruff looking griffon >He looks at you as the two of you approach Silver Tongue >"I trust all of your things are packed and ready to go?" he said, eying Mosina's bags >"Yes uncle, I checked, and double checked." She smiled, rolling her eyes slightly >Silver Tongue frowned a little >"You must be so, so careful Mosina. I simply couldn't live with myself if anything happened to you." He said >Mosina simply shook her head and hugged her uncle >"I'll be fine, uncle. Really, I have Anon to look out for me." She giggled >Silver Tongue returned the hug, but scoffed at the mention of you >"Yes well, regardless, I've decided to invest in a little bit of insurance." He said, breaking the embrace and motioning toward the griffon >"This is Hugo. He's an old friend from my days as an envoy to the griffon kingdoms. He'll be accompanying you and Anon on your trip, expenses paid of course." >The griffon nodded at you and Mosina without a word as your gaze turned to him >Mosina was wide eyed like a starstruck fangirl >You nudge her lightly and she snaps out of her trance >"Uncle, I appreciate the concern but that really isn't necessary, Anon and I can do this on our own." Mosina said reassuringly >"I insist." Silver Tongue said, handing Mosina your tickets and bits, as well as your cash for the trip The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12758108 >"Now, you three need to catch your train. Please, please be careful Mosina." He said, hugging her one more time >Mosina relented, realizing that the additional company was not optional, and returned the hug >"I will uncle, I'll send you word when I can." She said, breaking away >"Come on Anon, lets get going." "Right behind you." You say, following her as she trots off toward the train
>Behind you, the heavier, padded steps of Hugo the griffon were right on your tail... >The air began to get noticibly chillier as your train sped further north with each passing moment >The rolling green fields and hills of central Equestria began to give way to barren steppes >A light snowfall had also begun in the passing moments >Mosina had been rapping off a list of all of the monuments and historical sites that she wanted to see, and about the culture of the northern ponies >With the amount of knowledge she already had, you almost wondered why she even needed to make the trip for her book >She had told you that the reason for the trip was that there was a big difference between book knowledge and actual experience >Not like you could argue with that >For the last two hours or so, she had been asleep, one of the few times you'd actually seen her do so in the last two days The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12758114 >Hugo had simply buried his face in a book for the entire trip thus far >In fact, you had yet to hear him say a single word >Maybe it was time to change that "So, Hugo, what're you reading there?" You ask
>"A book." The griffon responded flatly, not even looking up from the pages >Oh this was going to be fun "Yeah, I can see that. Anything good?" You ask, still trying to be friendly
>"Depends on what you mean by good." Hugo responded, still not looking at you "Entertainment is usually how I measure that, but I'm not much of a reader." You admit, still trying to get a real response out of your new companion
>"I'm not surprised." He responded. "What's that supposed to mean?" You ask, feeling like that was a stab at you
>"That means that I took you for a simpleton since I saw you back at the terminal." He replied >What a dick >You werent surprised, this was a friend of Silver Tongue after all "Well excuse me for being stuck on a dock all day every day, doesn't exactly leave much time for such luxuries." You grumble
>"I managed to read the complete works of Leo Scribefeather while in a trench during the war of the three kings." Hugo yawned >Show off The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12758122 "Do you have some sort of problem with me?" You ask, getting tired of this bird's attitude
>Finally, Hugo sighs, closes his book, and looks at you >"My only problem is that I have a child pestering me while I'm trying to read." He says, a tone of clear irritation in his voice "I'm not a child..." You grumble
>"To me, you are. You're lucky that Silver Tongue's niece has taken so kindly to you or I would not be giving you such patience." >He calls that shitshow patience? "Yeah, well, whatever. I still don't think you should even be here, Mosina and I don't need you to babysit us."
>"I'm not here to look after YOU, I'm here to protect my old friend's kin. He and I could care less about what happens to you." Hugo snarled >Figures, Silver probably thought you'd end up robbing Mosina and abandoning her somewhere, Hugo was here to protect her against YOU "Then let's just make this easier on both of us and not speak to each other during this trip. In fact, how about you just go back to burying your face in that book and keep it there for the rest of the trip?" You say
>"Fine by me." Hugo says, opening his book and resuming his reading >Beside you, you hear a yawn as Mosina stirs from her sleep The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12758137 >Rubbing her eyes, she tries to adjust to the lighting of the train >"Hi Anon...could you hand me my glasses?" She yawns, feeling around for them "Sure, here you go." You say, retrieving her glasses from your bag
>You'd taken them off when she fell asleep >Couldn't risk them getting broken, not on the road with her near blindness >As she puts on the glasses, she blinks a few times before looking out the window >Darkness was falling, the horizon a deep red as the sun began falling behind it >"We should be there in about a couple of hours," She yawned again, producing a map from her bags >"we'll need to find The Red Square when we get there. It's the inn where we'll be spending the duration of our time in Stalliongrad." "Sounds good to me." You say bluntly
>Mosina looks at you, you can tell she senses something was on your mind >"Everything alright Anon?" she asks, a concerned look on her face "Peachy, I think I'll take a nap. Do you mind waking me when we get there?" You ask, laying down in your seat
>"Sure thing, I have a few things I need to read over in the meantime anyway. Sleep tight!" She says cheerfully, before producing a book and immediately scanning the pages "You never stop, do you?" You chuckle
>"Nope!" She responds, smiling at you >"Now get to sleep, if you don't know you might as well stay up the rest of the ride." "Yes ma'am." You yawn, rolling your eyes.
>Even with that jackass bird over there, you could feel that this was going to be a good trip all the same >Within minutes, you doze off to sleep as you listen to Mosina muttering this and that to herself, your train pushing forward into the darkening sky and the snowfall getting heavier and heavier... Will try to continue later tonight if I can.
http://pastebin.com/edit.php?i=mxjz7j4Y 1337 anon
>>12758168 Handy, the pastebin link you keep posting is a dead end.
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>>12758168 Hands pls fix the link
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1337 anon
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>>12745522 Just noting some changes for the OP pasta about the archive:
>archives are updated shortly after a thread 404s The archives are updated every 5 minutes now
There's also a dynamic link that always points to the current thread, which can also be found here
http://batpony.x10host.com/current_thread Anonymous
>>12758168 So far I like it.
Anonymous
>>12758657 You like everything that has bats in 'em.
Anonymous
>>12758691 no
not all of them.
I do like most things with griffons though.
catbirds are fucking awesome
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
FDW
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12758797 when seabatpones are a thing
Anonymous
>tfw I never took time to actually read any of the bat pone stories I'm here just because I find the pics cute as fuck
1337 anon
>>12758793 heyo.
>>12758796 been wondering; who's the colt? I know the others, but who is that?
>>12758784 I am reading it nao. I love this story.
Anonymous
>>12758908 Aux is the black haired one, and Hekesuh is the blue haired shy one.
Anonymous
>>12758908 Aux Tism
yep the name describes it all
Anonymous
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>>12758797 that's called a manticore
at least in the FiM-verse anyway
they have lion heads and bat wings
Anonymous
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>>12758873 Same. I don't read any of the stories, I have no interest in people's headcanons for their OCs or their crossover fanfiction, I just keep half an eye out for cute art.
1337 anon
>>12758940 >>12758943 I know that already. Do you really not know the difference between a colt and a stallion?
I'm talking about the little blonde one, you dopes!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12759029 I believe his name is Nook.
1337 anon
>>12759129 >>12759145 Thank you. Any stories of him that I can read?
Anonymous
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>>12756801 10/10 my dear friend. Keep up the great artwork.
Billie J. Armstrong
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS CANDY APPLE GIRL AND SHE RESIDES IN MY MIND OF MY NIGHTLIFE
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12758168 Nigga pls don't stop
Anonymous
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>>12759202 More like Billie GAY Armstrong! HA!
1337 anon
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>>12759202 well.... look who it is.
Apparently you haven't sucked enough dicks today, Billie. How about you go choke on Button's cock for a bit, and leave us in peace.
Billie J. Armstrong
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What's that I hear?
Anonymous
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>>12759202 I see you have returned!
Billie J. Armstrong
I'll be the devil on your shoulder saying "Hey boy, come on"
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>>12759292 Billie, just come watch some spaghetti in
the milkbar Nightmare
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>>12759292 I'll be the devil that skewers you with my blade!
Billie J. Armstrong
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Taking a ride to my old haunt
Billie J. Armstrong
My favourite color's candy apple, girl
Billie J. Armstrong
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Short of breath
Nightmare
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>>12759365 It seems you're to foolish to even acknowledge a challenge. Be gone with you.
Anonymous
So how about them sexy bat pones?
Billie J. Armstrong
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Hope there's more in your pants than a bus route
Billie J. Armstrong
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Line the sugar-coated halls
Anonymous
>>12759444 Only way to make bat ponies sexier is to put them upside down.
Billie J. Armstrong
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Well I am rollin', strollin' into town (come inside)
Billie J. Armstrong
Billie J. Armstrong
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You better make a move before I get bored
Anonymous
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>>12759525 You heard me faggot.
Anonymous
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>>12759444 >>12759499 Trips and dubs prove bat pones are very sexy.
Billie J. Armstrong
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why dont you stick around for one more round?
Billie J. Armstrong
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Taking a ride to my old haunt
Anonymous
Based mods,
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12759705 Cutesy slice-of-life with sensual clop
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12759705 Adventure with clop. But who are you going to put into the story?
Anonymous
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>>12759499 but what if pone already is upside down?
Anonymous
>>12759705 Maybe adventure+clop with Night Watch?
FDW
>>12759705 >adventure You know what kind o' adventure we want, good 'non~
Anonymous
>>12759705 Slice of life where Aux can't get any and gets hardcore blue balls
Billie J. Armstrong
Anonymous
>>12760002 This might actually be a good idea... How the fuck does that faggot come up with a good idea!?
Billie J. Armstrong
>>12760066 i have good ideas, but i dont waste them here
Anonymous
>>12759705 Life of a Briton bat pony.
Anonymous
>>12760115 Then where do you put them? Right back up your ass, the same place you pull them out of?
Billie J. Armstrong
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>>12760155 half of the time yes
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12758908 Aux Tism
And thank you! This is my first attempt at a real story like this.
Anonymous
>>12760480 He meant the small colt next to Aux. Who is Nook.
Crimson-Devil !!NGHfElgAuc7
Expect a Gloom Wing update this monday night.
Anonymous
>>12759728 >>12759784 >>12759785 >>12759795 >>12759875 >>12759954 >>12759978 >>12760002 >>12760137 Well, once I finish my story (shouldn't be more than 4 more parts left) I might take an OC that hasn't been fleshed out yet, and make her into a Lara Croft/Indiana Jones artifact hunter that occasionally runs into some sexy predicaments.
>>12760555 please tell me you're going to post it here.
Anonymous
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>>12760555 I believed in you when every one else doubted, I knew you would come through you beautiful soul
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12760555 THROW IT, CRIMSON-DEVIL-SAN!
KILL THE HIATUS
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
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>>12760552 I don't see much of Nook and Ivy, i forget about them
Billie J. Armstrong
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>>12760623 i didnt undertand shit
Anonymous
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>>12751261 5/5 would masturbate to again
these threads need more quality art
Vito
>>12760555 Yessss
YESSS
MON DIEU Anonymous
Anonymous
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Dear Moot,
Anonymous
>>12761172 >inb4 someone writes "ur a faget" on the paper. Anonymous
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>>12746671 "Shadow Wing" or "Blood Night". Maybe "Dark Razor".
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12761365 Damn you anon, you beat me to it
linedponuthole
>>12761404 i had a vector anon do this for me
Anonymous
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This reminded me of bat pone>>12761125 Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12753685 10/10 would masturbate to again.
wait, fuck, sorry. thats just my default compliment for most things
Anonymous
>>12761527 >Faggot >Not faget Tell him he did a lousy job.
linedponuthole
>>12761901 i did color and the words on the note
now im all depressed Anonymous
>>12761854 >not doing it properly Anonymous
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>>12762037 i can't into photoshop linedponuthole
Anonymous
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>>12762002 You know, you can fix it just like that. Then you'll be a cool guy.
Anonymous
>>12762082 >different line thickness for the last two letters linedponuthole
>>12762195 why does that even matter?
Anonymous
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>>12762238 because the line thickness is not the same for all of the letters, it looks weird
Anonymous
>>12762238 Because I have OCD.
linedponuthole
>>12762417 here i fixed it for you
i dont fuck around with ocd Anonymous
>>12762588 >fagot >not faget You fucked up again, ponut
linedponuthole
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>>12762661 i dont even care any more
Ace-D
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Hey there you fagets - I just wanted to update you all that after an interview I'll have to attend tomorrow, I will start working on Anon and the Batty Bat-Pony again.
Also.
>>12761172 >Mfw Anonymous
>>12761172 So, which bat pony is next?
Anonymous
What the he ck guys?! This thread was supposed to be for Florence!
Anonymous
>>12764124 >What the heck >Not what the Sp eck Vito
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>>12763753 I've got idea for Night Watch and Florence
Anonymous
>>12764247 >speck puns >what the Speck >Specktacular >Get Specked >InSpecktor Gadget Anonymous
FDW
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>>12764579 That sounds appealing.
Anonymous
>>12764579 puns are such a Specktator sport
FDW
>>12764676 I was expecting something better coming from you, Carlos.
Anonymous
>>12764676 Check yourself before you
Speck yourself
Anonymous
>>12764715 what are you?
a pun inSpecktor?
Anonymous
This thread is pretty Speck tacular.
Anonymous
>>12765228 Get the
Spe ck out
Anonymous
>>12764715 What ever happened to that Aux and Moonshine picture I requested?
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12765456 After an extensive inSpecktion of this thread and comparing it to previous threads, eSpecktially the first several threads, I have to say that these threads along with their Speckial breed of puns is simply Specktacular
Anonymous
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>>12765385 >>12765228 >>12764845 >>12764676 >>12764726 >>12764579 >>12764247 Guys this is just disre speck ful.
this thread was supposed to be aryan bat horse, not cute rat bat horse.
Anonymous
>>12765589 >>12765456 STOP! For the love of god, I need a moment to go buy more liquor.
FDW
>>12765424 >tfw i have no idea who is moonshine and who is moonlight. Also, sorry man, I've not lurking these threads recently because university.
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
Continuing Mosina again.
http://pastebin.com/mxjz7j4Y >You feel a hoof on your shoulder, shaking you awake in time to hear the train screeching to a halt >"Wake up Anon, we're here!" Mosina says as she continues to try and wake you up "I'm awake, I'm awake..." You groan, quickly standing up
"Woah, head rush..." You say, feeling slightly dizzy
>Mosina laughs at you a bit >"Well don't overexert yourself on my account, but we have to get off the train, Hugo is waiting for us on the platform." She says, putting on a wooly looking cloak "Great, can we leave him there and just take the train to the next stop?" You groan
>Mosina frowns at you >"Of course not, that would require another ticket." She winked before trotting through the door >The two of you step out onto the platform, and immediately you notice how much colder it is "Brrrrr...why didn't anyone tell me it was gonna be this cold up here?" You say, shivering even with your jacket on
>"I figured you knew." Mosina shrugged, looking at her map >"According to my map, The Red Square isn't far, a couple of blocks at most, over on Oblast Street. "Hopefully they've got some heating there..." You mutter
>Hugo raises an eyebrow at you >You stick your tongue out at him >As the three of you head to the exit you see two large stallions standing at the gate >They wear thick, dark military looking coats and furry hats adorned with red star pins Anonymous
>>12765642 I'm going to Speckulate that your getting some
Moonshine. The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12765754 >As you approach, one of them raises a hoof >"Papers please." He says >He reeks of hard cider >"Papers?" Mosina asks, puzzled >"Papers." The guard repeats >"Nobody steps into Stalliongrad without their identification." >Uh oh >"Well..." Mosina starts >"We have our ticket stubs, I don't know what sort of identification you're looking for." >"If you do not have proper identification, you must pay an entry fee." The guard says, eying her >"And how much would that be?" Mosina questions >"Uhh...50 bits." The other guard answers >"Yes, 50 bits." The first one affirms >Hugo scowls as Mosina gasps in shock >"50 bits? That's ridiculous!" She cries "This is a god damn shake down is what it is." You say
>"Guards!" You hear a voice call out >You look over and see a unicorn coming out of an office dressed in an extravagant uniform >Her bright blue eyes and white coat stood in stark contrast to the dark fabric of her uniform >The guards quickly salute >Clearly she was an officer of some sort >"What seems to be the problem here?" She says as she approaches the scene >"These two are telling us to pay an entry fee to the city, there's never been any sort of fee for that in decades." Hugo spoke up >The officer looks at the guards, who are now looking slightly worried >"Both of you, into my office now." She commands, to which they promptly obey >She sighs and turns to your group Anonymous
>>12765675 Eh... Nevermind...
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12765772 >"I apologize for my guards. They've been pulling this 'entry fee' nonsense for weeks now, ever since the new Premier took power over the city Duma." She explained >"She lets the local guard get away with just about everything." >Premier? Duma? What was she talking about? >"Well thank you for helping us," Mosina said >"I was worried we were going to be forced to leave before we could do our research." >The officer raised an eyebrow >"Researchers? Funny, we don't get many visitors in general here, much less researchers. Especially not of your kind..." She said, studying Mosina's face >"I'm Colonel Snow Sight, by the way, and let me be the first to welcome to our fair city." >"It's good to meet you, I'm Mosina, and this is Anon and Hugo." Mosina said >Snow Sight nodded at you and Hugo >"It is good to meet all of you, is there anything that I can help you with at the present time?" She asked >"We're looking for The Red Square, it's not far right?" Mosina asked >"Not at all, simply exit the train station and make a right. Head that way for three blocks and it will be the last building on the corner." Snow Sight answered "Do they have heating?" You asked, illiciting an elbow from Hugo
"What? It's really freaking cold here." You shrug
>The Colonel looks at you, as if just now noticing you for the first time >"They always have a fire burning there, but one would think someone coming to Stalliongrad would have known better than to wear such...inadequate clothing." She said, smirking "I'm a tough guy, I can handle it." You say, trying to hide your chattering teeth
>Hugo simply scoffs Anonymous
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12765788 >"Well, thank you again, but we really ought to get going." Mosina said, sensing the tension between you and Hugo growing the longer you all stayed still >"It is my pleasure. Now, I'm going to go deal with those two, if any other members of the Red Watch give you trouble, just tell them your friend Colonel Snow Sight will have them thrown in the gulag." >She wasn't playing around >You could get used to that sort of power... >With that, the three of you step out into the streets of Stalliongrad >It was early evening, but torch light still illuminated the city streets >Snow was continuing to fall, and the ground was blanketed in the powder >Or it would be if the bitter wind was not blowing it across the streets "You know, this isn't so bad." You manage to get out between teeth chatters
"By the end of this, I'm gonna have the strongest jaw in all of Equestria..."
>Mosina laughs >"Don't worry Anon, we'll find you some warmer clothes soon." She says reassuringly >Finding human clothes in this place? >Something told you that was some VERY optimistic thinking >Eventually, you can see a large sign atop one of the many, almost identically depressing looking buildings >It was a large, red square, with a very fitting description of just that written out inside it >"Here we are!" Mosina cheered >"The Red Square!" "Gee, I wonder why they call it that." You say sarcastically
"Come on, I'm freezing to death out here."
>Opening the door, you're greeted with a very reassuring sight >Inside are many ponies, drinking, singing, fighting, and generally being merry >And there was, as promised, a roaring fire in the large ornate fireplace >In all honesty, it looked more like a bar than an inn The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12765803 "Finally!" You say, rushing over to the fire and holding out your hands to absorb the warmth
>Mosina is simply looking around, already scribbling notes down as she observes the scene around her >"Alright Anon, we're supposed to meet with the owner here, his name is Oblast." "Seems legit, who better to learn everything about the city from than a bar owner..." You say, relishing in the heat
>"Well, he does talk to and know just about everyone in the city. You're bound to hear a lot of stories with a job like that." Mosina says, undeterred >She attempts to get the attention of several patrons, none of which respond with much more than a grunt, or ignore her completely >"Excuse me? Sir? Do you know where I can find Mr. Oblast?" She asks one particularly imposing looking stallion >He looks at her and scowls >"Why do you wanna know, bloodsucker?" He asks >Did he just say what you think he said? The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12765815 >Mosina frowns, but continues >"My friends and I are here to see him, and we'd really appreciate it if-" >"Not gonna happen, we don't take kindly to your type around here, so I'd suggest you beat it." He cut her off as he turned back to his drink >Mosina at this point was looking distraught at this point, but asked once more >"That really isn't necessary sir, all I need to know is where I can find-" >"THE ANSWER IS NO." The stallion said, knocking over his chair as he stood up and began approaching her, causing her to fall back >You stood up and took a step toward them >"I'm not going to tell a filthy, blood sucking piece of-" He continued as her approached her menacingly >In a flash, Hugo subdued the stallion, stopping his advance with a choke hold >"You might want to reconsider that." He said to the stallion as he struggled to free himself >After a few moments her began to relent >"I-in the back room..." He gasped >"Thank you." Hugo said, releasing him as he dropped to the floor gasping for breath >He looked over to you and Mosina and ran a claw over his head >"Shall we?" He asked All I've got for now, don't feel too great so that's probably the most I'm doing tonight.
Anonymous
>>12765456 What the Speck did you just Specking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Diamond Dogs, and I have over 300 confirmed KOs. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top ninja in the entire Royal Guard. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the Speck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Equestria, mark my Specking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Ponynet? Think again, Specker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re Specking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Royal Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Specking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re Specking dead, kiddo.
Anonymous
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>>12765768 Of course, I'm already blind so I have no worries.
Anonymous
>>12765855 This thing should have been
ogre long ago
Anonymous
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>>12759163 Nook and Ivy are going to star in an upcoming batpony quest. There's going to be more of them soon.
Anonymous
>>12765920 That was so gay. I bet you like c
Aux. FDW
>>12765784 No worries. Just give me a pic o' moonshine. I'll do it tomorrow when I come back from studying.
Anonymous
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>>12766016 I'll just give you grand old reference pic.
Anonymous
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>>12765992 >implying hes not super duper double gay He wants it in every
Nook and cranny.
Anonymous
Alright guys every bat pony ever is caught in the way of a speeding bus. You only have enough time to save one, which do you save?
Anonymous
>>12765828 I'll read it in a bit, but I've read enough Mosina to like it already.
A word of advice, if only two people are talking you don't have to use the "he said, she said" thing after you've established who's speaking, for example:
"I'm hungry," said Mosina, as she looked through the supplies for a morsel to eat.
"That's the second time you've said that." Anon rolled his eyes with a smile.
"Yes!" She took out an uneaten piece of bread and chowed down.
"You're a little piggy!"
"Am not!"
See it's not difficult to see who's talking, but if there are more than one speaking then you will definitely want to use the 'he said, she said' to make certain who's talking.
Anonymous
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>>12766106 They can all just fly away faster than we could even reach them. So I'd just pick Aux, since he can't fly since the Diamond Dog ripped his wing.
Anonymous
I'm back, and ready to die within the next 5 minutes.
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12766140 I'll keep that in mind, thank you
Anonymous
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>>12766106 I'd throw myself in front of the bus to give them a chance to escape.
I love my little batpone family too much
Anonymous
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>>12766106 Either Arid or Keekeesuh
Anonymous
>>12766157 we were speckulating when you would be back.
But that speed is just batty
Anonymous
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>>12766183 ur welcome, Hands
Anonymous
>>12766294 This is getting old, seriously. Stop
Speckulating on new ways of shitposting.
Anonymous
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>>12766345 stop being so batty.
That was just an Echo of my pun
Anonymous
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>>12766106 Ivy because she's got her whole life ahead of her.
Anonymous
So I'm catching up on the Mosina story after being one the past 2 days, and I'm starting to fall in love with her.
Anonymous
>>12758122 >I read some books while I was in a war. You have no excuse for not reading books too. Obviously you're stupid and simple. I hate people with attitudes like that. The whole "I did something so you should be able to too" thing is annoying.
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
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>>12766888 Uh oh.
>>12766923 That's the idea. Hugo is not supposed to necessarily be a likeable character
Anonymous
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>>12766923 I resent that attitude as well. Besides, he acts like war is constant action, when really you spend 90% of your day just trying to entertain yourself. I'm really not surprised he read so much...
Anonymous
>>12766888 Trips confirm Mosina to be extremely lovable.
Anonymous
>>12767251 I now want a story where Aux tries to get Mosina to love him by faking that he knows his shit, and they end up going on an adventure, leading to danger while Mosina is oblivious to Aux's love for her.
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12767352 I would love to see someone take a crack at this, it sounds like it'd be funny.
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
>>12767395 It'd need to be longer than a one shot, with something of this potential. I could try it after I finish Aux's main story. My only fear is that I might butcher Mosina's character, just like I feel I am with Speck.
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12767489 Well if you look at what I've been doing it shouldn't be tooooo hard to try and match it.
She just a little socially unaware but well meaning, and has a tendency to get very excitable.
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>>12767489 You're doing fine with Speck.
If anyone's butchering her, it's me.
Especially with the later chapters. Anonymous
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i
go.to sleep now
godd nigjt and i very vulnerable to bat ponies
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
>>12767569 Okay, I'll have to read your story more and do more research, but I'll do it, unless someone wants to try, then I'd be perfectly fine with them trying it.
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12768223 I dont mind who does it, more content about her is fine if it establishes her as one of the bigger batpones
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
So, I had planned on my Vampire Hunter story being a one shot.
Anonymous
>>12768360 Unless his name is Blade...
Anonymous
>>12768360 100 posts to auto sage. Poast it nigga
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
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>>12768374 No, his name is Anon of course.
See
>>12753532 Anonymous
>>12768279 Well she definitely has the design to be a bigger bat pony. And I like her a lot as a character.
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
>>12768411 Alrighty then.
By the way. How do you check that? I didn't see in the FAQ.
Anonymous
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>>12768472 4chan x has it built in
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
Anon: Vampony Hunter! Crucible - Part 1 Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:33:29 No. 12768569 Report >Day the Crucible in Equestria >You are Anonymous: Vampire Hunter! >And you have brought a vampire before the ponies of Ponyville to face justice. >OK, she isn’t technically a vampire. >She isn’t undead. >She is a living, breathing pony. >With bat wings. >But she does drink blood. >That’s important, because right now it’s the main point of contention between her and the villagers of this humble hamlet. >See, for the past couple of weeks she has been hiding out in the Everfree forest. >And nearby on Applejack’s farm is a big pasture full of juicy, delicious cows. >Well the need for blood, plus the bovine smorgasbord, plus poor impulse control had resulted in the little bat pony engaging in some ‘moonlight requisitioning’ as Grandpa Anonymous used to call it. >Not that you can really blame her. >It’s tough being a meat eater in the land of the grass fed; or blood drinker in her case. >Sometimes, you feel like the lion in that one cartoon. >The one stuck on the island with his herbivore friends. >Slowly going crazy from lack of red meat. >Curses! Now you’re craving both a Porterhouse and a good movie. >Both of which are sorely lacking in this land of peace and friendship. >Enough of this foolish reminiscing, back to the issue at hand.
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
Anon: Vampony Hunter! Crucible - Part 1 Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:34:53 No. 12768607 Report >>12768569 >Applejack is currently berating the little bat pony. >It occurs to you that don’t even know her name. >Huh. >Oh well, that’s not important right now. >What is important is that you keep this situation from getting out of hand. >Which is getting more difficult by the second as ponies converge on the town square. >It’s starting to get dark and… >Wow! That’s a lot of torches! >Why does Ponyville even have that many torches and how did they get them passed out so quickly? >Looking back on it, you probably should have had your batty charge meet with Applejack in the mayor’s office. >Oh well, too late now. >The problem is that the crowd is starting to get restless. >As a vampire hunter you’ve had plenty of experience with angry mobs. >Heck you have even been known to organize them from time to time when it suits your purposes. >But you can’t let that bat pony become the target of one. >You did promise to stick up for her after all. >When someone calls out for some rope you know you’ve got to act quickly. “Belay that!” you yell.
>The citizenry all looks at you. >Time to put all those lawyer shows you used to watch on T.V. to good use. (2/8)
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
Anon: Vampony Hunter! Crucible - Part 1 Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:36:31 No. 12768637 Report >>12768607 “Is this not a nation of laws? Would you condemn this wretched creature without due process?! Shame on you! Shame on you all!”
>All the ponies pause. >Most of them are looking away. >Even Applejack looks a little chagrined. >Anon my boy, you still got it. >You suggest that this matter be bought before the highest authority in the village so that you can resolve the situation quickly. >You’re on friendly terms with most of the local government after helping to remodel city hall a few months back. >You’re sure that you can smooth this over behind closed doors. >”Very well! Bring forth the accused and ye shall be heard.” a voice cries out from the back of the crowd. >Wait, who said that? >The ponies part and up the aisle trots Her Royal Highness, Princess Twilight Sparkle, E.o.M.* >Crap. >You forgot that the local librarian is also a princess, and thus technically the highest authority in the village. >Just another crazy thing that doesn’t make much sense on this world. >She begins instructing various ponies to set up a platform, tables, and chairs right there in the town square. >Twilight. You can’t seriously be considering… >”Anonymous.” she declares, “Since you seem to be friends with this little pony will you represent her?” >She is serious. >She is going to have a trial right here in the open in front of all these ponies. >You don’t usually swear but right now a couple of choice words are coming unbidden to your mind. >Fortunately, your steely self-discipline prevents you from yelling them in Twilight's face. *Element of Magic
(3/8)
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
Anon: Vampony Hunter! Crucible - Part 1 Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:38:17 No. 12768684 Report >>12768637 >You look over towards the accused. >She looks terrified. >Wonderful. >Well, in for a penny, in for a pound as Papa Anonymous used to say. “Yes, I will represent her. But could we, uh, postpone the trial? So I can, um, prepare a proper defense?”
>”Of course. You didn’t think we were going to hold this hearing right now did you?” >Wow. Maybe this won’t be the unmitigated disaster you were imagining after all. >”After all,” she continues, “there are lots of fillies and colts that will be very excited to see Equestrian jurisprudence in action, and we can’t have them staying up past their bed time, and it’s already getting late.” >And there’s those choice words again, just popping into you head. >Twilight addresses the crowd. >”Citizens of Ponyville. The accused’s hearing shall be conducted the morning after next at 10:00 AM sharp.” >She turns towards you and Applejack. >”If that’s acceptable to you both?” >”Fine.” states Applejack. “Sure.”
>If you can’t come up with a good defense in the next thirty-six hours you highly doubt that a longer period will help. >”Very well, then. I would ask anyone not involved in the preparations to please head home.” >Everyone starts to disperse. >Twilight walks towards your new client. >That’s right. >This poor little thing now has you for a lawyer. >You can’t help but think that she might be in trouble. (4/8)
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
>>12768279 My only fear is that I'd be writing about Aux again. And then there's the part of pairing him with a new girl.
Where I think this new one would make more sense, it still bothers me. But the thing that really bothers me is the writing about Aux again, where as I wasn't going to, then this idea popped up, and it has so much potential.
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
Anon: Vampony Hunter! Crucible - Part 1 Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:39:25 No. 12768705 Report >>12768684 >Twilight's horn starts to glow as she faces the bat pony. >Hey, now! “Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?”
>She looks up from the terrified creature. >”Oh, it’s just a simple tracking spell. That way she knows not to run away.” “Is that really necessary?”
>”Well, I suppose we could throw her in a dungeon. But the closest ones are in Canterlot and that’s a pretty long train ride.” >Hmmmnn… ”Gimme a second with my client?”
>“Of course, call me when you’re ready” She trots off to direct some more ponies. >At this point said client is nearly hyperventilating. >Poor thing. >You are far more alien that this bat pony, yet you never had to go through a near lynch mob and trial. >Of course, if you had given into your craving for hamburger then that might not have been the case. >You put your hand on her shoulder. >You make a small shushing sound like Mama Anonymous used to make when you were upset as a child. >It seems to work, as she calms down a little and manages to get her sobbing under control. (5/8)
Anonymous
does bat ponies has a ask tubmlr ?
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
Anon: Vampony Hunter! Crucible - Part 1 Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:40:25 No. 12768732 Report >>12768705 “Hey, don’t you worry. It’s going to be alright, uhhh… You know, I never did get your name.”
>She actually smiles a little at that. >”Carnelian.” “Like the stone?”
>”M-my father is a jeweler.” “Well, that’s a very pretty name.”
>It’s also a very vampire sounding name, but you choose not to point that out. >”Th-thank you.” >Let it never be said that you can’t be comforting when you want to. “Now, I don’t want you to fret. Princess Sparkle there is a pretty fair character. She’ll make sure that nothing too bad happens at this hearing.”
>”Does that mean I should let her put that spell on m-me?” “I think so. It beats the dungeon right? That way you can hang out at my house while I prepare your defense. OK?”
>“OK. Do you think you can do it? I mean do you know what you’re doing?” “Hah! Don’t worry about it. I have been witness to some of greatest trials of my age. I’ve seen some of the greatest defense lawyers on my home planet present legendary defenses.”
>That’s right, ’If the glove doesn’t fit…’ >Wait, ponies don’t wear gloves. >Oh, well. “You just take it easy and before you know it this will all be behind us.
>Hopefully without her behind bars. (6/8)
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
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>>12768687 Go with what feels right
>>12768458 Thank you, I'd like to see her become a bigger part of the threads eventually
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
Anon: Vampony Hunter! Crucible - Part 1 Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:41:20 No. 12768756 Report >>12768732 >The rest of the evening passes in a whirlwind. >Twilight casts her tracking spell, and you usher Carnelian off to your house. >You get a bite to eat, because it’s been a looong day. >Turns out Carnelian can eat some plant matter too. >Mostly fruit. >Apparently, she drinks blood for the protein. >Or something. >You’re a vampire hunter not a pony dietician, take off! >Still, you tell her how you actually can eat meat, but choose not out of respect for your neighbors. >You ask her not to divulge that little fact to anyone else. >”Then why did you tell me?” she asks. “Call it a token of good faith.”
>She smiles. >It’s the first real smile you’ve seen her give since you left the Everfree forest together. “Now, I have a spare room. Would you like me to make up the bed or would you like to hang off of something”
>”Oh, no. The bed is fine. If I hang for too long I get a headache.” >Well, the more you know. >You fix up the guest room, get Carnelian settled, and turn in for a good nights sleep. >You’ve got a long day ahead of you tomorrow. >The next morning you give your guest some books to entertain herself and instruct her not to go outside. >Because, of course, lynch mob. >You tell her you’ll be back about noon to check up on her. >She looks a lot happier today. >Sleeping on an actual bed might have something to do with it. (7/8)
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
Anon: Vampony Hunter! Crucible - Part 1 Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC Mon 12 Aug 2013 04:42:33 No. 12768790 Report >>12768756 >You bid her farewell and start off towards the center of town at a brisk pace. >You have roughly twenty-four hours to mount a defense for a strange bat pony in a town that is already turned against her. >Yah. It didn’t sound quite so ridiculous last night. >Looking over at the town square you see some fillies playing on a hastily constructed platform. >”Cutie Mark Crusader Prosecution Team! Yay!” >For some reason you have been taking this whole affair in stride. >Nothing you can’t handle right? >But hearing those little brats say that makes your blood run cold for some reason. >You know you’re in over your head. >You know that pony law is pretty different from human law. >For one thing, your homeland didn’t have royalty acting as judge, jury, and executioner. >Thank goodness for the Magna Carta. >Wait, is that right? >Whatever. These ponies have never even heard of Prince John. >Heck, the only reason you know about him is because of Robin Hood. >Well the Merry Men aren’t going to help you out of this mess. >Nope, there is only one being in all Equestria you can turn to now. >You knock on the door in front of you. >Lucky for you he’s a friend. >”Yah? Oh! Hey Anon, what’s up?” “Hey Spike, I need a big favor.”
(8/8)
To be continued…
Anonymous
>>12768687 Do it as a prequel to your story. Aux's adventure could be like when he was still a loser.
He can't have Mosina though. Anonymous
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>>12768726 Some do. I was planning on making one for Aux when I got a tablet and worked on my art skills some more.
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
>>12768805 Wait...
I have a better idea... Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
>>12768790 Well that's it for now. I didn't intend to split it but that's life.
I'll get the second half done in the next day or two.
I'll try to make the actual hearing more interesting. (Also from the bat ponies perspective)
By the way I hope nobody is offended that I seem to have created yet another oc.
Like I said earlier I had intend the first story to be a one shot so I purposely left the bat pony a blank character.
But it get's kind of hard to write that way after a while, so here we are.
pastebin link:
http://pastebin.com/asZpDcE1 Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
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>>12768850 Actually, fuck that idea, it's stupid. I'll come up with something. Maybe write another story before I do this one. But the offer is still up for anyone who'd like to do it instead of me.
FDW !ny/Z5fuu0s
*ahrem* Time to go sleep. Also I'll finish Moonshine + Aux tomorrow. See ya!
FDW !ny/Z5fuu0s
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>>12769291 Fucking shit. I hate you Fireworks.
Anonymous
>>12769027 That was a
Speck tacular story.
Anonymous
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>>12769640 STAAAAAAP
Too mcuh shot
Anonymous
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>>12746671 Well i think he looks cute. You've done good, anon.
>>12768790 Excellent.
Also, Carnelian?
I've been working on an Etrian Odyssey x MLP Fic with a bunch of OCs I made a while back. One of them is named Carnelia Val, shortened to Carny Val. Anonymous
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>>12747424 kewt ! she should try to purify the world.
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
>>12769721 Well carnelian is a red semi precious.
It also sound a lot like Carmilla the famous vampiress.
Plus, I wanted to avoid a name that had to do with nightime or the moon.
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
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>>12770205 *red semi precious stone.
>>12770205 I didn't know that. I usually just fiddle around with phonetics until I get something that sounds good.
And yeah, I think everyone's trying to avoid names that have to do with night and the moon.
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
>>12770349 Of course at some point I intend to introduce my super OC: Nightwind MoonStar.
She's gonna be awesome. Awesome I tell you!
Anonymous
>>12770349 I don't understand why that is. I'm still waiting for an OC named Moon Moon. besides EP's
Anonymous
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>>12770684 Aux is our Moon Moon
Anonymous
>>12770587 Black and red alicorn right?
Anonymous
Anonymous
I don't think you guys understand the aSpeckt of Speck tating these threads. You all need to stop disreSpeckting each other and circumSpeckt your actions.Speck ulations and stop suSpeckting each other of a Speck trum of cruelty.
Anonymous
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
>>12770749 That's right kittens.
First she will try out a dangerous, incomplete recipe for mango pudding that was created by the legendary chef SherbertSwirl the Portly.
Then said cursed mango pudding will switch her friends taste buds around.
Her blood sucking friends will only be able to eat fruit.
Her insect eating friends will only be able to drink blood.
And her fruit eating friends will only be able to eat bugs.
Then Nightwind MoonStar will have a minor meltdown over ruining her friends lives.
But then after some killer anti-depressents, and a nonsensical musical number she will suddenly realise how to complete the legendary recipe for no appearant reason.
After force feeding her friends the new pudding and getting their taste buds back to normal, she have a grand epiphany and EXPLODE in a shower of mango flavored moonlight!
Princess Luna will take her on a trip through the royal survaillence videos and Nightwind will finally get to challenge the Princess of the Night to Mortal Kombat!
After taking Luna's head with her totally rad bat wing katana, Nightwind will experience the Quickening and be returned to Equestria as the Quizats Ponerach(sp) the one who looks out the void itself.
And that dear fellows, is going to be my super sweet 5000 chapter epic about my super OC, Nightwind MoonStar.
Anonymous
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>>12772263 >8 shots 1 post well I'm dead
Anonymous
>>12772349 Well. I'm done.
These threads were fun while they lasted, but this is it.
I can't do this shit anymore.
Peace out, and good luck with your batpocalypse.
or rather.
Your
Aux mageddon and your
Speck oning.
Anonymous
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I've been drinking for 5 hours and still haven't caught up on all the puns yet...
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
>>12772389 I am so sleep deprived right now.
Anonymous
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>>12772519 Welcome to the bat thread
enjoy your stay
Anonymous
>You awake to feel a sharp pain in your neck. It takes you a few moments to pull yourself from confusion and piece together what's happening. >You look over to see a bat pony happily sucking away at your blood. To get your neck to stop hurting you violently shove it away. >The bat pony merely shrugs. >"Eh, don't be such a pussy." >She moves back towards your neck. You try to sit up, but are forcefully shoved back down with one or her forehooves. >You begin to sit up again but are once more shoved down. She gives you a wry smile and a wink before going back to your neck. You open your mouth to complain, but the moment her hoof slides into your boxers you immediately close it. >If your confidence wasn't shaken before, it is now. You begin to sweat, despite wearing only a pair of boxers. >"Just looking for a good time sweatheart."
Anonymous
>>12772686 No.
1. It's too short
2. You asked if you should continue.
I already hate you.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12772704 >your reply >mfw Anonymous
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>>12772725 You better
Speck yourself before you
Shrek yourself.
Speck is life Anonymous
>>12769027 Rename the original as the prologue. I got confused when this version was called part one.
SWYS
>>12755294 so an update, sorry its taken so long but work has kept me away, so far I'm using vitos idea of Florence trying to console a pissed off Jasmine as her mane was shaved. Night Watch trying to hold back her laughter.
I was also debating wether or not to add night light to the mix, I know she's like a young fluttershy with a lantern cm from what I recall, and was thinking to have her helmet droop over her eyes and her simoly sit there in confusion of the situation. ultimately your guy's call and Vito's since he's been fucking rad.
as usual point out errors so I may fix or suggestions.
Anonymous
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>>12773120 Looks good so far.
Anonymous
Threadly reminder that Nuke is doing everything he can to destroy Speck.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12773370 one day later in bat thread...
Anonymous
>>12773370 >Anon and Speck start out annoying each other, end up kissing. >Anon and Speck do more cute shit, but end up drifting apart a little bit after they reach Canterlot >Anon destroys tower, becomes more distant. >Speck acts distant and depressed. >They try to stay together, do a few more cute things. >Speck meets an orphan that reminds her of herself. >Wants to adopt, Anon doesn't. >They fight, sort of argue over it. >Anon ends up agreeing. >The filly will drive them further apart. >Final chapter, Anon kills Speck and Volkswagen, then kills himself. Anonymous
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>>12773464 That is not fucking necessary at all.
Please.
Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs
Anonymous
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>>12773464 AFOP bad ending 2:Electric Boogaloo
Anonymous
Would you allow yourself to be food for your bat pony waifu/husbando?
Anonymous
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>>12773694 yes, I would pass out in her warm embrace after she sucks out my lifeblood.
Anonymous
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>>12773694 As long as they don't put me in a hospital, I have absolutely no problem with a little feeding.
And not only because biting turns me on.
Anonymous
>>12773694 My waifu doesn't drink blood.
I don't think, anyway. She hasn't drank blood yet in her story. linedponuthole
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>>12773694 nah im a real pussy with stuff like skin puncturing
i have a fear of needle's is florence a blood drinker? Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12773823 The
Aux some
Speck Anonymous
Okay, okay. I think I caught up with punses. I finished 1/2 a bottle of vodka and just poured another glass. Just in case.
Anonymous
>>12774110 Absolutely
Speck tacular.
I really hope you don't get too intAuxicated from all of our shenanigans.
It would be quite a shame, seeing as how you're filling your liver's every
Nook and cranny with alcohol.
Ivy ven been willing to bet that half the Anons in this thread are drunk.
Anonymous
>>12774159 1) I hate you so much Anon. All of you, because you all look the same.
2) That's a good thing. Thread is mre fun when people are drunk.
Anonymous
>>12774216 >drunk >not high Anon pls
Anonymous
>>12774543 >2013 >smoking the herbal jew Anonymous
>>12774543 High? Nah, that shit increases the risk of heart attack.
Anonymous
>>12774674 >herbal jew Wat
>>12774776 What kind of shit are you smoking?
Anonymous
>>12774814 Nothin, but weed increases the risk of heart attack by 400% in the first hour after smoking it because it increases your heartbeat so much.
On th eother hand, alcohol only effects the liver, so I'm fine.
Anonymous
>>12774864 >only effects the liver motherfucking WHAT?
Liver AND heart disease
Not to mention malnutrition and an ass load of psychiatric disorders
I don't care though, let's all get fucked up on our own shit Anonymous
>>12775021 I will happily agree to that suggestion.
Uh...toast someting? Or just do it?
Anonymous
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>>12775045 I am toast
Sorry to be a dick, but we need to get back to bat pone linedponuthole
Anonymous
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>>12775580 7/10 better than expected
Anonymous
Vito
>>12773120 Really good pic and this is a good place for Nightlight, she is a night guard.
Anonymous
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>>12778035 I find it weird my story has influenced some parts of this thing. Like Moonshine being angry at keekeesuh, and Jasmine being bald.
Anonymous
Victor Whiterock !!UA5p2Xk95UC
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>>12772767 That's a good idea. I'll probably do that.
Anonymous
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>>12777816 It's true though.
Anonymous
>browsing derpibooru >look up bat pony tag, because curious >find this
Anonymous
>>12781189 see nuke.
We told you she has a dick.
Anonymous
>>12781189 She looks like she wants to suck it, but its extremely hesitant about it.
Anonymous
>>12781189 so now we get that futa speck x speck clop fic right?
Anonymous
>>12781189 I don't think science has gone far enough
she needs both a pussy and a dick
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>>12781231 Why
>>12781251 All of my why
>>12781288 Maybe >>12781295 I'm borrowing Why from the Why bank
Anonymous
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>>12781288 you bet your heresy loving ass you do
Anonymous
Anonymous
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has anyone hear read Brahm Stoker's Dracula?
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>>12781439 New thread.
>>12781407 Excellent.
